True story-
A hundred years ago, my brother was visiting me in South Carolina, where I was stationed. It was a nice spring day and the windows were open. One of my wife's friends came by with her baby while brother and me were outside drinking beer (probably Milwaukee's Best), When she went inside, my brother says in the drunk whisper that can be heard over a jet, "Damn, she's hot AF, but that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Of course, she heard it and burst out the door crying and left. My wife laid into us and went on for a good half hour about what an asshole he was. She was 100% right of course, but that was one ugly baby!