Anybody up for a random meme dump?

Wonder if she stopped talking also...........

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Then there's the story about the man who walked into the bar with a downcast look. He ordered a double and the barkeep asked him why he was so down.

"The old lady and I had a fight and she swore to not speak to me for a month."

Barkeep says, "Really bad fight, huh?"

"Hell, no," says the patron, "the month is over today."