Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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A pirate was being tried for his crimes, and the Judge couldn't help but notice that the pirate was a bit the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. So, the Judge asked the pirate how he got the peg leg.
The pirate answered, "Well Sir, I were washed overboard by a rogue wave! Dern me if a shark didn't go and bite me leg off!"
Then the Judge asked, "Is that also how you got the hook?"
The pirate answered, "Well Mate, we was in a fierce fight, blades and pistols, and that's when I got me hand whacked off."
Fascinated, the Judge asked, "So then, what about the eye patch?
The pirate responded, with a groan, "A seagull pooped in me eye."
Now the Judge was incredulous. "You mean to tell me, you lost an eye just because of a seagull???"
"Well, Yer Honor... you see," He responded, hesitantly, "It were me first day with the hook."
The pirate answered, "Well Sir, I were washed overboard by a rogue wave! Dern me if a shark didn't go and bite me leg off!"
Then the Judge asked, "Is that also how you got the hook?"
The pirate answered, "Well Mate, we was in a fierce fight, blades and pistols, and that's when I got me hand whacked off."
Fascinated, the Judge asked, "So then, what about the eye patch?
The pirate responded, with a groan, "A seagull pooped in me eye."
Now the Judge was incredulous. "You mean to tell me, you lost an eye just because of a seagull???"
"Well, Yer Honor... you see," He responded, hesitantly, "It were me first day with the hook."
And the GROANER for today! This sums up all dad jokes ever told!!!
Since we were discussing solar here's what one of my more liberal friends is sharing on fb.
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