Ok, what size are your feet?Hey I still am a strong advocate of the man card! Unfortunately my woman card got ruined in the wash...see I can't even do laundry right![]()
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Ok, what size are your feet?Hey I still am a strong advocate of the man card! Unfortunately my woman card got ruined in the wash...see I can't even do laundry right![]()
You know why women have shorter feet then men right?Ok, what size are your feet?
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You know why women have shorter feet then men right?
Puts them closer to the dishes
Bad um dum (cymbal clash) ahh jeez you got me there! Guess my big feet make such chores nearly impossible
Hey now It wasn't me that said it... I just laughed inappropriately!!!Bad um dum (cymbal clash) ahh jeez you got me there! Guess my big feet make such chores nearly impossible![]()
Man this is the Marine Corps all over again. Except now I'm witty as opposed to just slapping people around
It's all good!! Welcome to the fray!!
At least we know you like it roughMan this is the Marine Corps all over again. Except now I'm witty as opposed to just slapping people around
Bwahahaha omg. You cheeky bastard.At least we know you like it rough
You know why women have shorter feet then men right?
Puts them closer to the dishes
Well you will just have to figure out what branch (s) I was in…Bwahahaha omg. You cheeky bastard.
Bring it on raggedy man! Barb away!
Don't make me start some yo mamma jokes...
Dammit stand by while I research some...um... dumb man jokes or somethingThe other 2 are
Why don’t women need watches ?
Cause there is a clock on the stove !
Why did the women cross the road ?
Who the fuck cares! How’d she get out of the kitchen!
Don’t bother.Dammit stand by while I research some...um... dumb man jokes or something![]()
Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been armyWell you will just have to figure out what branch (s) I was in…
You remember jokes you heard as a teenager? I don't remember what fricking high school I went to. Selective memory loss thanks to extra curricular activitiesDon’t bother.
I’m 40 years old and heard those as a teenager.
I haven’t heard a good joke in quite some time.