Anybody up for a random meme dump?

[astjp2]

You remember jokes you heard as a teenager? I don't remember what fricking high school I went to. Selective memory loss thanks to extra curricular activities

Well fuk what were we talking about?

 

[Thunderhead]

You remember jokes you heard as a teenager? I don't remember what fricking high school I went to. Selective memory loss thanks to extra curricular activities

Yes. I have random memories from my teenage years but all the jokes I’ve heard go into a special file in my head for some reason.
1.A Funny
1.B Sexist
1.C Racist
2. Others

 

[astjp2]

Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been army
But you talk back, so you couldn't have been air force ☺
And who the hell was in the navy...I give up!

Never confuse sarcasm with wit

 

[Kip100]

Well fuk what were we talking about?

No clue @astjp2. I joined this forum a few days ago for some snow driving advice....

 

[Kip100]

Yes. I have random memories from my teenage years but all the jokes I’ve heard go into a special file in my head for some reason.
1.A Funny
1.B Sexist
1.C Racist
2. Others

Some of those lines cross over despite this current age of political correctness.

 

[astjp2]

Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been army
But you talk back, so you couldn't have been air force ☺
And who the hell was in the navy...I give up!

Oh and I was an e4 who told off an o6… for almost killing my fire guard, ruined his day when I told him that he was done and to shut down and leave…he said no so I used a magnet to scramble the magnotometer, that shut him down

 

[Kip100]

Never confuse sarcasm with wit

Well said...so army is my guess

 

[astjp2]

No clue @astjp2. I joined this forum a few days ago for some snow driving advice....

Well go to Alaska and if you survive, we will know that you figured it out…

 

[astjp2]

Well said...so army is my guess

That was my second branch, started with 5 years active air farce

 

[Kip100]

Oh and I was an e4 who told off an o6… for almost killing my fire guard, ruined his day when I told him that he was done and to shut down and leave…he said no so I used a magnet to scramble the magnotometer, that shut him down

Ok now I'm guessing rogue Marine

 

[Kip100]

That was my second branch, started with 5 years active air farce

I'm assuming that was not a typo!

 

[Wildman]

Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been army
But you talk back, so you couldn't have been air force ☺
And who the hell was in the navy...I give up!

Hey JarHead I know a lot of witty people who are or were in the Army... And I was gunna say guys but changed it to "people" to not offend anyone.

I don't have to say which branch I was in.

 

[astjp2]

I'm assuming that was not a typo!

Nope

 

[Kip100]

Well go to Alaska and if you survive, we will know that you figured it out…

Always up for a challenge!
As in now my 4L is a challenge.
Would love to go snow caravaning!

 

[astjp2]

Hey JarHead I know a lot of witty people who are or were in the Army... And I was gunna say guys but changed it to "people" to not offend anyone.

I don't have to say which branch I was in.

Lies, (slap) commie lies!

 

[Kip100]

That was my second branch, started with 5 years active air farce

Army and air force came in handy when on a USMC base. Then we have someone else to blame for picking fights

 

[Kip100]

Hey JarHead I know a lot of witty people who are or were in the Army... And I was gunna say guys but changed it to "people" to not offend anyone.

I don't have to say which branch I was in.

Yea well you can take your offense and...place it nicely on a table while we all have some beers

 

[Wildman]

Yea well you can take your offense and...place it nicely on a table while we all have some beers

Thanks cause I have a HELL of of a time being PC. I'm Old School.

 

[Kip100]

In all honesty I did always find it amusing that there was always some contention between the branches. Aren't we all on the same side?
I know I sound like some beatnik commie...

 

[Kip100]

Thanks cause I have a HELL of of a time being PC. I'm Old School.

Same here. Hence I've just decided to keep my thoughts to myself. Just do a lot of passive aggressive eye rolling