Anybody up for a random meme dump?

[Wildman]

 

[Apparition]

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She’s been running ads in Iowa for a reason.

 

[Apparition]

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You don’t still do this?

 

[reddvltj]

 

[Wildman]

You don’t still do this?

I don't think my OLD body could take the number of falls required for me to figure out how...

 

[Apparition]

I don't think my OLD body could take the number of falls required for me to figure out how...

Last time we went a little kid stopped right in front of me and took me down. I hurt for a few days.

It’s like stepping back into the 80’s. Skates probably have leftover fungus from them too. Only difference is they do play newer music.

 

[Wildman]

 

[Wildman]

Last time we went a little kid stopped right in front of me and took me down. I hurt for a few days.

It’s like stepping back into the 80’s. Skates probably have leftover fungus from them too. Only difference is they do play newer music.

You have TWO ankles and calf muscles which make things easier. I know people who are congenital amputees that can roller skate or roller blade but I don't ever see me doing stuff like that again. I use to and even enjoyed myself. When I was stationed at Ft Ord I use to roller blade on the walking path next to the ocean 3-4 days a week. Good way to work out and meet chicks too.

 

[InOmaha]

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I tried to get my kids to go out. But they were better than me. Nerds.

 

[Zorba]

I couldn't do it - I don't have the coordination nor the guts required!

 

[Rooscooter]

 

[Mhass]

I couldn't do it - I don't have the coordination nor the guts required!

But you can belly dance???

 

[Mhass]

You don’t still do this?

Last time I was on (ice) skates some little bastard went down right in front of me and launched me about 12 feet.
3 broken ribs. I should have just skated over his face.

 

[Zorba]

But you can belly dance???

Sometimes, by accident. Every bit of grace, beauty, and coordination I have - however little - I learned the hard way. If I screw up dancing, it doesn't hurt - the "Turkish Drop" notwithstanding (which I don't /can't do). With all that said, I'm somewhere between the top end of "mediocre" and the bottom end of "mere competence" - I'm no superstar!

 

[mxz800]

Liz Cheney is leaving Congress $37 million richer then when she entered Congress.

6 years of a salary of $174,000 adds up to $1,044,000.

Where did the other $36 million come from?

 

[Apparition]

Liz Cheney is leaving Congress $37 million richer then when she entered Congress.

6 years of a salary of $174,000 adds up to $1,044,000.

Where did the other $36 million come from?

Being an asshole

 

[Apparition]

Sometimes, by accident. Every bit of grace, beauty, and coordination I have - however little - I learned the hard way. If I screw up dancing, it doesn't hurt - the "Turkish Drop" notwithstanding (which I don't /can't do). With all that said, I'm somewhere between the top end of "mediocre" and the bottom end of "mere competence" - I'm no superstar!

I can skate well, stopping not so much

 

[Rooscooter]

Liz Cheney is leaving Congress $37 million richer then when she entered Congress.

6 years of a salary of $174,000 adds up to $1,044,000.

Where did the other $36 million come from?

Knowing her family..... dead soldiers.

 

[voodooridr]

Liz Cheney is leaving Congress $37 million richer then when she entered Congress.

6 years of a salary of $174,000 adds up to $1,044,000.

Where did the other $36 million come from?

Corruption

 

[reddvltj]

I can skate well, stopping not so much

The best advice I can give is, don't confuse regular ice skates with hockey skates or roller blades!!! If it hadn't been for wrist braces I was wearing when I first put on a pair of roller blades I would have shattered both of my wrists.


Toe pick anyone!?!?!