Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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I don't even bother other than when I drain the oil out of the old MBZ, I put one on long enough to get the drain plug out so I don't get that black as spades oil staining my hand!
Looked like crayons and coloring books for the other guy.
Maybe.... one of the guys on my mail route dumped his dirtbike and wasn't wearing a helmet. he ended up with a 6mm brain bleed. He couldn't comprehend he was in the hospital for 3 or 4 days. 4 days in his niece called to talk to him and the nurse tried to explain to him that his sister's daughter was on the phone and he loudly exclaimed he didn't have a sister, yet he has 2 sisters and a brother.
I'm thinking this article may be satire since Hunter apparently absconded with only $10 Billion of the drugs.
He can do better than that...
I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that she could see from the bedroom window that I'd left the light on in the shed. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed stealing shit. I phoned the police, who told me that no one was in this area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available. I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.
"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to hurry now cause I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an armed response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
"Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to hurry now cause I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an armed response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
I replied with "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
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