That reminds me of when I blurted out "that lady is FUGLY" to my MIL...she was like "what is that" I said Fat and ugly, she laughed and said "I have to remember that"...lol
Funny, but the Chinese would say "alive." It's the Japanese who would be more likely to say "arive."
"Ramen" noodles is the Japanese mispronunciation of the Chinese "Lo Mein."
Jeep owner: "Tighten it until it breaks, then back off a quarter turn."