Another dried up hag news operative at ABC taken to the woodshed.
Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A man who pretends to be straight went out into a meadow today to pretend like he was hunting.
"It's just so relaxing to sit here and think about what it might be like if I was straigh — er, if I was hunting," said Walz. "Ope! Got to calm down these jazz hands before I try pointing the ol' gun thingy around."
Walz then picked up a shotgun, carelessly twirling it like a baton. "Ah, takes me back to my days as a flag twirler," said Walz. "Look at me out here, a real hunter going hunting. I do love the neon orange! Do the bullets go in the big brown part on the back?"
After surveying every angle of the gun in search of where to load shotgun shells, noted firearms expert Tim Walz dropped a couple in the barrel. "My time handling weapons of war has served me well once again," said Walz proudly. "Yes sir, nothing like a pheasant hunt. Is that what we're hunting? Hey boys, how about we each sing our favorite song from RENT while we wait?"
At publishing time, Walz had reportedly performed the lead number "76 Trombones" from Music Man using the shotgun as a pretend trombone.
Shared philosophy on foreign policy.... So you know who's funding the invasion now... the defense contractors.
The "we're the righteous superpower" stuff is 75 years old now... estimates are than there are over 100M dead in undeclared political wars that resulted in very little true change yet cost 40-50T in today's dollars. When you filter the cold war, the war on Terror and other "good vs evil" wars and engagements through the lens of actual change and then look at the cost in human life and money you will start to see the thing Eisenhower warned us about that no one heeded.
This is why Trump is reviled by the "deep state". It's their entire way of life. Scare the public... start a skirmish somewhere.... have a politician take it up as a cause to stop said skirmish.... give weapons to the "other side".... create rhetoric to gain support for action... enter and escalate the skirmish.... end it by installing a puppet regime.... fund the other side secretly.... rinse and repeat.
"Go After"... is different than "investigate". I hope the ties between the CIA and the media are uncovered for good. Many... many former CIA have said it's a key tool in crafting public support for the endless wars and other covert operations that enrich the ruling class.
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