Keep it up.... I've got a spare leg with your name on it....
Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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Keep it up.... I've got a spare leg with your name on it....
Naw, that one requires you to be over 18 and I don't have an Instagram account.
And it's not likely I'll have one any time soon.
I have a strong suspicion/intuition/psychic premonition of what it is though.
I searched that to mess with you guys and now my feed is full of jiggling boobs
I searched that to mess with you guys and now my feed is full of jiggling boobs
That's why I will never click on an FB link.
I don't have an FB account so I use my wife's for the marketplace.
I sure don't want to pollute her feed
So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!
I just don’t understand because although I’m a valid Sam’s Club member I was told I could come to Costco for the opportunity to try their amazing hotdogs for only $1.50, and when I got here some people were handing them out for free! Now suddenly no more free hotdogs and I’m asked to return to Sam’s? I need to continue to receive free hotdogs even if it means other valid Costco members will have to contribute a 0.20 cent fee at the door but I DESERVE THIS!
Now they are bringing people in from the business office to escort us non-members out to the parking lot!!! Can you believe it? Why would they feel the need? It must be Costcos CEO. I know some of my Sam’s club people have really damaged Costco, and even hurt other customers but this is WRONG!
Some Costco employee in Minnesota recently admitted to actually being a Sam’s member, quite the scandal! Even though she’s been voting on the board of directors!! See, we Sam’s goers have infiltrated and influenced Costco at almost every level, if only that darn CEO and CFO weren’t out to get us, why should only Costco members get a say on what products they carry!
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