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Do they not have parking that isn’t at a pump?

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But those are not in the shade.

It's important to be comfortable while you play a few levels of Candy Crush in the parking spot.

I’ve seen cars lined up waiting for a pump because someone parked their Tesla by the pump to run in and buy something.
 
Really kinda paranoid these days. The cross dressers are getting proficient at looking more like girls. I’ve taken second looks only to be startled to decide it’s a biological male. “it”

You're not alone in this particular fear. Especially since hormone blockers and hormone replacement therapy has been used on kids for the last 30 years. It's not just men with boobs out there now. They've been growing up and not having to go through male puberty and then starting estrogen in their teens... So, no "Adam's apple, no big hands, no broad shoulders, no deep voice, and every outward appearance of a woman.... Only NOT A WOMAN!!!


I strongly suggest using the Paul Hogan technique.. AKA the Crocodile Dundee crotch grab!

 
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An have used it for political gain AGAINST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE... . and have never uncovered a single terrorist cell or plot with it.... probably because that was never what they intended it for.
 
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Hahahaha I do exactly this all the time!!! Never at a diesel only pump tho

I was in Maine waiting to get gas, along with others. This bitch with kids comes out of the store with her pizza, soda along with other BS. (She didn't need any of that crap) I said how nice of you to tie up a pump what a self centered jerk.

She then starts spouting F bombs etc. I then told her how nice to talk like that in front of her kids.
 
I was in Maine waiting to get gas, along with others. This bitch with kids comes out of the store with her pizza, soda along with other BS. (She didn't need any of that crap) I said how nice of you to tie up a pump what a self centered jerk.

She then starts spouting F bombs etc. I then told her how nice to talk like that in front of her kids.

I don't have any kids so it's ok.

It isn't as crowded out where I live so it doesn't actually matter, really