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Santa’s naughty list
504 Scott News is reporting nationwide outrage after Democrats across the country began demanding Santa Claus release the Naughty List, citing what they call “credible hearsay” that President Trump‘s name may be on it.
The source of this information is solid. According to 504 Scott News, the claim originated from our source’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend, who heard it from an elf, who knows this kid, who’s going with the girl who allegedly saw the email while working a shift at 31 Flavors. The email reportedly just said: “You’re not gonna believe this.”
That was enough.
Within hours, social media erupted with calls for transparency, accountability, and a full North Pole audit. Protesters are demanding Santa “stop hiding behind peppermint clauses” and release the list in the interest of democracy, fairness, and vibes.
One activist stated,
“If the list is real, the American people deserve to know who’s been naughty since 2018.”
Santa’s legal team responded by reminding everyone that the Naughty List is classified holiday intelligence, protected under ancient North Pole law, elf union rules, and something called the Snow Clause Act of 1823.
Meanwhile, Republicans responded by saying the list is fake, the elves are biased, and Rudolph definitely deleted some emails using his nose laser.
Political analysts say releasing the list could destabilize Christmas, destroy several family dinners, and cause an immediate run on unsweetened tea. One expert warned, “If that list drops, Thanksgiving leftovers will never recover.”
As of now, Santa has neither confirmed nor denied the allegations. He was last seen flying low, avoiding airspace, and muttering, “I should’ve never learned email.”
504 Scott News reminds viewers:
This story is developing.
The sources are questionable.
And if your name’s not on the Nice List, you already know why.
It's really called a credit card.
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