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In case you haven't had enough to laugh about, or cry if you happen to have a fur family like any of these...
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MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER DISCOVERING
PIT BULL SECURITY SYSTEM COMES STANDARD WITH FREE GRILL
MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis man learned the hard way this week that
not every backyard appliance is part of the city’s unofficial
“take what you can carry” rewards program.
Police say 41-year-old Leonard “Lil Riblet” Barksdale allegedly hopped a
privacy fence in Southeast Memphis around 2:13 AM
after spotting what he reportedly described as:
“a lightly supervised gas grill.”
According to neighbors, Lil Riblet moved through the backyard “with
the confidence of a man who’s never once considered consequences.”
That confidence lasted approximately four seconds.
Because waiting in the yard was Memphiszilla…
a pit bull described by witnesses as:
“Built like a refrigerator with childhood trauma.”
Authorities say the dog immediately activated what experts are now calling:
“The Find Out Phase.”
Neighbors reported hearing screaming so intense one woman thought
somebody was auditioning for a gospel solo three streets over.
One resident said:
“That man hit notes that could remove wallpaper.”
Police say Lil Riblet attempted multiple escape strategies, including:
• Climbing a trampoline
• Throwing a lawn chair as a peace offering
• Yelling “BAD DOG” in a voice cracking like a middle school clarinet
• And at one point allegedly trying to negotiate:
“Bro please… I don’t even need the grill anymore.”
But Memphiszilla was reportedly unmoved.
Investigators say the suspect eventually climbed onto a patio table
and called 911 HIMSELF while the dog circled below like a furry tax collector.
Dispatchers reportedly struggled to understand him because he was
simultaneously crying, wheezing, and screaming:
“HE GOT MY SLIDES!”
When officers arrived, they found Lil Riblet apologizing directly to Jesus.
The homeowner later announced Memphiszilla would receive:
Two T-bone steaks
Full neighborhood hero status
Unlimited backyard patrol privileges
And possibly a commemorative plaque near the smoker
Online, Memphis residents immediately renamed the dog:
“The Grill Reaper.”
Moral of the story:
In Memphis, you might steal somebody’s grill…
…but sometimes the grill comes with teeth.
PIT BULL SECURITY SYSTEM COMES STANDARD WITH FREE GRILL
MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis man learned the hard way this week that
not every backyard appliance is part of the city’s unofficial
“take what you can carry” rewards program.
Police say 41-year-old Leonard “Lil Riblet” Barksdale allegedly hopped a
privacy fence in Southeast Memphis around 2:13 AM
after spotting what he reportedly described as:
“a lightly supervised gas grill.”
According to neighbors, Lil Riblet moved through the backyard “with
the confidence of a man who’s never once considered consequences.”
That confidence lasted approximately four seconds.
Because waiting in the yard was Memphiszilla…
a pit bull described by witnesses as:
“Built like a refrigerator with childhood trauma.”
Authorities say the dog immediately activated what experts are now calling:
“The Find Out Phase.”
Neighbors reported hearing screaming so intense one woman thought
somebody was auditioning for a gospel solo three streets over.
One resident said:
“That man hit notes that could remove wallpaper.”
Police say Lil Riblet attempted multiple escape strategies, including:
• Climbing a trampoline
• Throwing a lawn chair as a peace offering
• Yelling “BAD DOG” in a voice cracking like a middle school clarinet
• And at one point allegedly trying to negotiate:
“Bro please… I don’t even need the grill anymore.”
But Memphiszilla was reportedly unmoved.
Investigators say the suspect eventually climbed onto a patio table
and called 911 HIMSELF while the dog circled below like a furry tax collector.
Dispatchers reportedly struggled to understand him because he was
simultaneously crying, wheezing, and screaming:
“HE GOT MY SLIDES!”
When officers arrived, they found Lil Riblet apologizing directly to Jesus.
The homeowner later announced Memphiszilla would receive:
Two T-bone steaks Full neighborhood hero status Unlimited backyard patrol privileges And possibly a commemorative plaque near the smokerOnline, Memphis residents immediately renamed the dog:
“The Grill Reaper.”
Moral of the story:
In Memphis, you might steal somebody’s grill…
…but sometimes the grill comes with teeth.
Unfortunately this is just satire, but damn it's funny!
Seems fitting this reel follows up my last post...
Now imagine not 1 pitbull named Memphiszilla and 1 man
but what appears to be 8 Maligators and 1 man.
Even with muzzles and a bite suit I would NOT want to be
"That guy"
Now imagine not 1 pitbull named Memphiszilla and 1 man
but what appears to be 8 Maligators and 1 man.
Even with muzzles and a bite suit I would NOT want to be
"That guy"
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This looks like WalMart on Black Friday when the Westinghouse TVs are $25.
And also, what a nice lady...
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So nice that the ladies saved the poor creature...
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They don’t care.Sad
Looks like he might want to go to the gun shop and load up !
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