Anybody up for a random meme dump?

[Dr. Internet]

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It's real. In the '50s and '60s Mom would say, "Get out until I call you for dinner." We made our own play: baseball, football, sledding, building a treehouse, digging a swimming pool, flying kites, launching rockets, builading a snow fort, and riding bikes. Never bored. If we got tired, we took a nap. The worst that happened was getting cut on rusty barbed wire. Had to get a shot for that.

 

[speeding_infraction]

It's real. In the '50s and '60s Mom would say, "Get out until I call you for dinner." We made our own play: baseball, football, sledding, building a treehouse, digging a swimming pool, flying kites, launching rockets, builading a snow fort, and riding bikes. Never bored. If we got tired, we took a nap. The worst that happened was getting cut on rusty barbed wire. Had to get a shot for that.

That's way more fun then what kids do now.

 

[Zorba]

TSA can go away. Maybe bag screen only, skip the rest.

For some odd reason, I get a fair amount of "random" checks. Like a terrorist is gonna call attention to himself by wearing a skirt!

 

[Apparition]

For some odd reason, I get a fair amount of "random" checks. Like a terrorist is gonna call attention to himself by wearing a skirt!

They want to figure out what you got underneath.

 

[Zorba]

They want to figure out what you got underneath.

Snort! One time they had me contorting my legs into odd positions - I guess to see if I had something strapped to my leg. It got ridiculous - I just said, "It's G-rated under there, just lift the skirt and look!".

"You can move along now, Sir..."

 

[TJ Jim]

They want to figure out what you got underneath.

Ya beat me to it

 

[srimes]

perfection

 

[Zorba]

perfection

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It took me a minute...

 

[RangerTJ]

perfection

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A buddy of mine has a 2025 Chevy Colorado Trail Boss.

We walked out from breakfast and I noticed a lot of curb rash on the passenger front wheel.

Me: Did you clip a curb? Or did (insert wife name here) drive it?

Him: The latter

 

[Apparition]

View: https://x.com/michaeljknowles/status/2087220564117147665?s=20

 

[cliffish]

A buddy of mine has a 2025 Chevy Colorado Trail Boss.

We walked out from breakfast and I noticed a lot of curb rash on the passenger front wheel.

Me: Did you clip a curb? Or did (insert wife name here) drive it?

Him: The latter

my daughter in HS systematically had me get a new set of tires one at a time. Always the passenger front, by the time I got rid of the car there was 3 bent rims and a particular highway speed i could drive to avoid all the vibes at.

 

[mxz800]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2087031885054505135

 

[Wildman]

 

[srimes]

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"Lulu Lenins"

View: https://x.com/blaynecs/status/2086990857597550673?s=20

 

[srimes]

The PEDOFIX 4000


View: https://x.com/LouisvilleGun/status/2086952535986741419?s=20

 

[Apparition]

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The insurance rates for that would be crazy.

 

[srimes]

Can't see with this camera angle, but he's pointing at @YonderNorthwest



View: https://x.com/InsaneReality/status/2086848388071309567?s=20

 

[Jeepster09]

It's real. In the '50s and '60s Mom would say, "Get out until I call you for dinner." We made our own play: baseball, football, sledding, building a treehouse, digging a swimming pool, flying kites, launching rockets, builading a snow fort, and riding bikes. Never bored. If we got tired, we took a nap. The worst that happened was getting cut on rusty barbed wire. Had to get a shot for that.

Ahhh no mercurochrome antiseptic

 

[Jeepster09]

 

[InOmaha]

perfection

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Ha. My mom looked at her rim the other day and asked what was wrong. She had driven up on something and bent the outside edge up. I don't know how. It looked cut as much as bent.