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I've summited paperwork to FEMA so I can get a check. I'm applying for unemployment and disability for having to lift the chair.
The NE part of this country is so arrogant.... anything happens there that happens anywhere else in the country and they have to make a massive deal out of it. Remember "super storm Sandy"? When it was no longer a Hurricane they have to still name it something memorable so everyone would know that they were inconvenienced for a week or so.
Other things that only happen there: "Bomb Cyclone", "Heat domes", Nor-Easter's (what every the hell that is)... they can't just have snow... it's "lake effect" storms (like evaporation doesn't happen elsewhere.... they have to tell you exactly where their snow comes from) and so on....
You forgot they have to tell us how many people are in the path of the storm. Governor Baker of MA had to tell people to watch out for puddles while driving.
Which is exactly why I pay little to no heed to politicians and their pronouncements of doom. In California, we were always in a "crippling drought" according to the idiots in charge. Everybody else knew the rains came every 4 years.
NevadaMike
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I wish I had thought of this the other day when I was at John Wayne....
Tip 'o' the hat.....
Tip 'o' the hat.....
Which, if you were smart, you never used. The sharpener just wasted crayon and you could color just fine with "dull" crayons.
I thought that was the greatest thing for Crayons. Till I used it. Not only did it waste them, about half the time they would break.
The shavings aren't wasted if you eat them
Unfortunately, I'm not a Marine.
Do you mean it's "okay" not to be the sharpest crayon in the box?
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