Mall Crawler Captions

[AndyG]

I cant understand how they figured out how to do it that badly

 

[Nightmare9]

The front doesn't look bad. I didn't want to take an obvious photo, so I didn't get the light bar above the windshield.

 

[rasband]

The front doesn't look bad. I didn't want to take an obvious photo, so I didn't get the light bar above the windshield.
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You mean other than the halo lights, stupid wheels, and poorly designed bumper?

Oh, and the hood, paint, and piss poorly aimed aux lights?

 

[qslim]

The most challenging thing that truck will ever do is parallel park in front of an R.E.I.

 

[rasband]

The most challenging thing that truck will ever do is parallel park in front of an R.E.I.

Your REIs are more badass than mine, they’re all normal spaces here. Definitely need the build to warrant that discrepancy.

 

[qslim]

Your REIs are more badass than mine, they’re all normal spaces here. Definitely need the build to warrant that discrepancy.

Yeah well the subject builder obviously has a better sight picture than you of the constraints that come with more varied terrain. You need to get out more.

 

[rasband]

Yeah well the subject builder obviously has a better sight picture than you of the constraints that come with more varied terrain. You need to get out more.

There might be a speed bump, after all.

 

[qslim]

Do you ever have trouble finding where you parked your Jeep at the mall with all that stealth technology?

Someone needs to replace the F-35 with a Gladiator & give it to the owner.