Here is a fun one for you. The master has primary and secondary sections. Depending on the vehicle and what bug up his ass some engineer had that day, the primary circuit can go to the front brakes, the back brakes, or one of each diagonally. That also means the primary is closest to the booster, furthest from the booster, or both.
ok, so I didn't imagine that after all. Still no idea why the JK completely failed in that scenario, but I lived to tell the tale.