It lack of reading comprehension a prerequisite for shops?I believe the OP was talking about off the shelf out of the box shocks...no?
I didn't see anything from the OP indicating getting a set of 4 tuned and specifically customized for his or her rig. Matter of fact the OP hinted at simply trying Rancho 5000x shocks. Again I didn't see anything in there to indicate getting anything tuned and valved specifically for his or her rig.
My illustrations were simply that, illustrations to show that gas charging a shock is not indicative of how it feels.