Mall Crawler Captions

[Nightmare9]

I finally got a photo of this Gladiator at my school today. I was thinking of what I might say to the owner:

Can you tell me how to get to the mall?

Want to meet up and run the Galleria On Saturday? I hear the speed bumps are all washed out and up to like a level 3

 

[Apparition]

Hope you have bumpstops in the rear

 

[pagrey]

Do you ever have trouble finding where you parked your Jeep at the mall with all that stealth technology?

 

[Chris]

Cool paint job bro

 

[Irun]

Nice Gladiator!

 

[Brianj5600]

Ummm...OKAY

 

[B252]

Hey dude, your exhaust needs help.

 

[5632]

Hey dude, your exhaust needs help.

I don't why. When your are upside down they would be just fine.

 

[Zorba]

We'll meetup at Claire's at 0700.

 

[Tray Burge]

I think I'm gonna rhino line my bumpers now, seriously?

 

[ejay]

I finally got a photo of this Gladiator at my school today. I was thinking of what I might say to the owner:

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Can you tell me how to get to the mall?

Want to meet up and run the Galleria On Saturday? I hear the speed bumps are all washed out and up to like a level 3

It's Glendale. You'll need to translate to Armenian.

 

[rasband]

I came here to comment on the messed up tail light and realized the exhaust is crazy too.

 

[RFAASRMA]

Cool build, bro. Those curbs at the mall are a real bitch huh?

 

[Jamison C]

Cool build, bro. Those curbs at the mall are a real bitch huh?

You say that jokingly but look at the amount of uptravel that thing has

 

[GTERDN]

Yea, and thank god for those those tailpipes. must really save the bumper on the taller curb dropoffs.

 

[L J]

I was thinking of what I might say to the owner:

That thing needs a grumper!

 

[Nightmare9]

I'll try to get a front-end shot. It has a vented/raised hood and blue halo headlights. It also has a winch. It does NOT have the angry eyes or a train bumper.

I think it almost hits the bump stop on our 10" raised crosswalk.

 

[JEEPCJTJ]

I came here to comment on the messed up tail light and realized the exhaust is crazy too.

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I think the reverse lights are aimed at whatever the exhaust will shoot flames at.

 

[Savior_Six]

This Jeep Gladiator makes me sad, but at least it’s entertaining. Isn’t that the point of gladiators? I can hear the owner saying, “Get out of my way, I need to get to Cinnabon before the mall closes.”

 

[bucky]

I bet they are making minimum payments on everything. What a waste of money.