You might be a mall crawler if...

[Modoc Guy]

If someone asks that woman in the JKU if she’s getting a lift, and she says there’s nothing wrong with her face.....

 

[NashvilleTJ]

If the polished aluminum fairlead on your winch still has the protective plastic film in place....

 

[Fishtaco]

If you Try Chrome grille inserts and actually like them! "Guilty as charged" lol

 

[gasiorv]

If you ever complained about no one waving back at you.

 

[Tray Burge]

...if your Jeep never gets dirty.

 

[Fouledplugs]

Lacks any evidence of being out in the woods.

 

[Artsifrtsi]

Lacks any evidence of being out in the woods.
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... If you hit every tree out in the woods looking for a curb...

 

[Fouledplugs]

... If you hit every tree out in the woods looking for a curb...

Some trails are as narrow as compact car parking spots at the mall.

 

[Artsifrtsi]

Some trails are as narrow as compact car parking spots at the mall.

yep, I cringed when I saw that... I luck out, and only get the pinstripes on my hardtop... (on the JT that is...)

 

[Robert Sullenger]

If you ever complained about no one waving back at you.

Guilty

 

[Hog]

If you thought the lever to the left of your transmission is for keeping your phone from falling in the floorboard..

 

[Artsifrtsi]

... If you take off-road glamour shots of your Jeep in areas my wife's Prius can go...

 

[seabass]

If your purple rock lights have only ever illuminated asphalt, The Fast and The Furious wants them back at the next Sonic meet-up

 

[seabass]

Also.. my avatar makes me guilty

It doesn't snow often in North Carolina

 

[Nickgsjeep]

... If you take off-road glamour shots of your Jeep in areas my wife's Prius can go...

Guilty

 

[Logan21]

It you pay a shop to install new bumpers or lights or if you drive one of those 4 door things

 

[DETOUR]

If you have to explain why you pay more for tire shine than you do for off road park entrance fees...



(Sorry - Couldn't resist...)

Here we go
It’s all in the wording , you guys are awesome !!!

DETOUR Overnout

~•lllllll•~

 

[Fishtaco]

If you are searching for a Chrome Grille and find one for sale

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bentley/wrecking/jeep-parts/1272832719

 

[steelhd]

If you have nerf bars or any kind of side steps. Especially the kind that hang down.

 

[steelhd]

If your wheels and tires arent scuffed and, in the northwest, streaked with pitch and your paint doesn't have custom brush pinstriping.