You might be a mall crawler if...

[steelhd]

If road noise is a primary consideration when selecting tires.

 

[gbirk]

If you have nerf bars or any kind of side steps. Especially the kind that hang down.

I feel attacked, and I have never taken it to a mall of any kind......

I just haven't gotten around to removing them. I'll do it soon I promise.

 

[Plumber1]

If you run a 35x12.50R24 tire.

like this.

 

[Plumber1]

If you have a mounting bracket for your smartphone!

I resemble that remark

 

[Plumber1]

If someone asks if you have a Dana 44 and you answer no I have a S&W 9mm, you might be a Mall Crawler

 

[Fishtaco]

If you just discovered 2inch spring spacers for an on road lift to go with your chrome grille

 

[Zorba]

I resemble that remark

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That ain't no stinkin' smartphone!

 

[Plumber1]

That ain't no stinkin' smartphone!

Ok wrong pic. Better

 

[Tob]

If your windshield says "ROUGH COUNTRY" but the most uneven terrain you see is the parking lot curb, you may be a mall crawler.

 

[Zorba]

Ok wrong pic. Better

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Looks like a sandwich holder to me!

 

[khakitj]

Come to think of it, Covid has really taken a toll on Mall Crawlin'...

If you wear a mask while riding around with the top off ...

 

[RFAASRMA]

If you spend more time picking out your clothes than you do the right recovery gear before a meet and “trail run”...you might be a mall crawler.

 

[Mike_H]

If someone asks if you have a Dana 44 and you answer no I have a S&W 9mm, you might be a Mall Crawler

A true mall crawler won't know handguns either...

 

[NashvilleTJ]

like this.


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If your tread depth is taller than your sidewall, you might be a mall crawler...

 

[ejay]

I'll give my own example.

If my control arm bushings have been shot for a year but I'll 'get around to it'.

 

[Apparition]

How have I not seen this before?

 

[NashvilleTJ]

How have I not seen this before?

Because you have all my threads on block?

 

[Apparition]

Because you have all my threads on block?

If that’s what mall crawlers do!!!

Then yes!

 

[DrDmoney]

If recovery gear makes you think of Alka-Seltzer and a Mimosa... you might be a Mall Crawler

 

[DrDmoney]

If your idea of recovery gear is a AAA Card...you might be a mall crawler