I got called a mall crawler today

Well a majority of us TJ owners seem to like to point the finger at the Jk/JL crowd and laugh. Guess we don't like it when the finger is pointed back at us...
Why no, no we don't which is why I do not get why that is such a thing around here. Wanna sit around and point fingers all day with post after post about unfortunate this and unfortunate that and one little comment from a stranger sends the insecure folk into a full blown tizzy. Rattled the guy so much he forgot how to make sentences and use any punctuation except a period. Given the period is the only thing used, sorta makes you wonder about other periods, eh? Might just be that time of the month.
 
Meh, usually doesn't bother me because I use Heep the way that I want to but when something similar happened to me, I just glanced over at his rig, looked back at him and laughed, got in Heep and drove off.
 
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I saw a post by a woman saying she isn't going to worry about not using organic grown cotton when she uses a tampon. She said there have been worse things shoved up there.

I think people have said meaner things about my cars over the years then mall crawler, I can only remember one of them, a fellow TACO (Typical Asshole Corvette Owner) said Rosie O'Donnell's Ass looks better then my Corvette. I replied if you have been checking out Rosie's Ass I don't care what you think.
 
I know most people are being funny on here and some are just going on with it cause it was a funny thread.. but I would like to point out that the pickup guy probably thought it was a compliment or a way for him to tell you he liked your Jeep and his wasn’t intentionally insulting your Jeep!.. I have come to the conclusion most people are nice .. just another observation!
 
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I would just like to put it put there that I'm not trying to sound like a cry baby I just thought I would share because people who say stuff like him I find funny like most other people on here
 
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I saw a post by a woman saying she isn't going to worry about not using organic grown cotton when she uses a tampon. She said there have been worse things shoved up there.

I think people have said meaner things about my cars over the years then mall crawler, I can only remember one of them, a fellow TACO (Typical Asshole Corvette Owner) said Rosie O'Donnell's Ass looks better then my Corvette. I replied if you have been checking out Rosie's Ass I don't care what you think.
I love that Radar Blue Vette, would love to have one but it would just sit in the garage with my other toys, (my 81 vette I have had for 21 years and only put around 3 K on it in total)
 
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I would take that as a compliment. I’m working pretty hard to have the ultimate mall crawler for whenever malls reopen.
 
I have a few coworkers that are like that, always make comments about about my Jeep and whatnot. The one really doesn't like it when I remind him that he's been driving a old busted a** Kia with 4 donut tires and a broken window for like 7 years now while his wife gets a new lease vehicle every few years...

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...but, but I am a mall crawler, just with the ability to drive over your vehicle should I need to?
 
so today I was at home depot and I got out of my jeep and a dip shit was next to me in the parking lot with his pick up and he said to me nice mall crawler. I said thanks and kept walking but then I was thinking am I? I love to go off-roading but living in the city makes it hard to get out sometimes so my jeep has stayed somewhat clean. now my jeep isn't set up crazy I have bumpers tires and a lift. I know this is stupid for me to put on here but I just kind of wanted to put it out there it doesn't matter what mods you have done your part of the community (unless you have the angry bird grill) don't let those kind of people bother you
Hey Joe, where you going with that Jeep that you have? “Going down to climb that big hill, like no other vehicle can”...
I really like your TJ, looks awesome to me, and I agree with others that the dip shit in question is just a tiny little small minded and jealous person with nothing better to say. You totally deflated his pathetic effort by just saying thank you and taking it as a compliment.
As another member noted, we do sometimes sneer at the newer models with their 4 doors and color coordinated mods, calling them “mom sleds” and such. Even though I catch myself doing this too, I always try to take the high, often muddy, road and realize that no matter how “disco” it looks, it is descended from our beloved TJ’s and it will still take mom wherever she wants to go, like no pick-up could even dream of.
Anyway, thanks for sharing and Jeep on!