I got called a mall crawler today

[Hog]

I feel sorry for ya...

I got called away to the grill... to finish my statement... even the biggest butt holes on this forum , if you ask them a question they will go out of their way to help you.. I pm a few and they are the nicest people that Just wanna help...

 

[HYRYSC]

I saw a post by a woman saying she isn't going to worry about not using organic grown cotton when she uses a tampon. She said there have been worse things shoved up there.

I think people have said meaner things about my cars over the years then mall crawler, I can only remember one of them, a fellow TACO (Typical Asshole Corvette Owner) said Rosie O'Donnell's Ass looks better then my Corvette. I replied if you have been checking out Rosie's Ass I don't care what you think.

Anyone who drives both a TJ AND an Corvette are A-OK in by book!

 

[Not_Invented_Here_]

bought my Jeep for no reason other than my first car ever was an 98 Cherokee XJ, I've always loved Wranglers/Jeeps, and I wanted to learn how to work on a vehicle myself after never having even changed my own oil previously. It's been off the pavement like twice in the two years I've owned it. Fuck'em

 

[mxz800]

I love that Radar Blue Vette, would love to have one but it would just sit in the garage with my other toys, (my 81 vette I have had for 21 years and only put around 3 K on it in total)

I took the tires off my 74 Convertible, I have it covered in the 4 car garage, maybe some day it will be a barn find?? I decided why spend money on insurance etc. when I never use it. My 98 Indy I keep that in my two car garage, I might have put on a 100 miles this year, I spent my summer's living at the lake house so I don't like taking it down a dirt road. I can hear my son now saying "First World Problems" LOL

The older I get the more I wished I didn't have so much stuff, but I don't want to give it away.

 

[mrblaine]

I took the tires off my 74 Convertible, I have it covered in the 4 car garage, maybe some day it will be a barn find?? I decided why spend money on insurance etc. when I never use it. My 98 Indy I keep that in my two car garage, I might have put on a 100 miles this year, I spent my summer's living at the lake house so I don't like taking it down a dirt road. I can hear my son now saying "First World Problems" LOL

The older I get the more I wished I didn't have so much stuff, but I don't want to give it away.

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I don't know many that would hate you for dumping the Prowler and Monte Carlo.

 

[L J]

I would like to point out that the pickup guy probably thought it was a compliment or a way for him to tell you he liked your Jeep and his wasn’t intentionally insulting your Jeep!

 

[cliffish]

I don't know many that would hate you for dumping the Prowler and Monte Carlo.

I love the purple prowler...not top of my list but still somewhat cool

 

[mrblaine]

I love the purple prowler...not top of my list but still somewhat cool

Isn't purple redundant?

 

[cliffish]

The older I get the more I wished I didn't have so much stuff, but I don't want to give it away.

I agree with that statement! I have the 74 TR6 sitting over the vette on the lift, neither gets driven..at collector car insurance is cheap. I have the vette, TR6 and my TJ on the policy for just over $500/year.

 

[Zorba]

I have a t-shirt (See below) a woman in Vegas said I like your shirt, I replied I don't care.

I've said it before I drive a purple car with yellow rims, some people love my car, others not so much ask me if I give a shit? I'll save you the trouble I don't if I did I would drive a plain sedan and call it a day.

If I liked the looks of those angry grill things I would get one, the first time I saw one all I could think of is the ugly long eyelashes some people put on beetle bugs, if that is what they like more power to them.

Life is short I do what I want if it happens to make others happy that is fine, if it doesn't too bad.

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People who live their lives to please others, don't have much of a life. If you care what the neighbors think, or what random strangers on the street think, or most especially what anybody on the Internet thinks - you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

 

[TheBoogieman]

People who live their lives to please others, don't have much of a life. If you care what the neighbors think, or what random strangers on the street think, or most especially what anybody on the Internet thinks - you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

So true! I bet the guy who drove this car felt the exact same way. It was for sale locally a while back. Can you guess what size wheels it has?

 

[Zorba]

So true! I bet the guy who drove this car felt the exact same way. It was for sale locally a while back. Can you guess what size wheels it has?


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I'm gonna guess 30s?

Certainly not my kind of car, but I'd rather be seen in that than some others I can think of. Hell, we make fun of angry bird grilles - and that's fine, but if somebody wants one, that's fine too. I might like them a bit better except for the fact that everbody and their sister seems to have one...

I find myself craving a bowl of Lucky Charms for some reason...

 

[Pressurized]

I'm like... Really bro? I've got $500 here for you if you can follow me for 1 hour. That's cuz it takes 45 minutes to get to the trailhead and about 10 minutes to air down and disconnect. Than about 5 minutes to show him how foolish he is.

 

[HYRYSC]

People who live their lives to please others, don't have much of a life. If you care what the neighbors think, or what random strangers on the street think, or most especially what anybody on the Internet thinks - you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

I care what you think...

 

[Pressurized]

People who live their lives to please others, don't have much of a life. If you care what the neighbors think, or what random strangers on the street think, or most especially what anybody on the Internet thinks - you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

I typically don't care what others think... I don't mind educating them on occasion though.

 

[HYRYSC]

So true! I bet the guy who drove this car felt the exact same way. It was for sale locally a while back. Can you guess what size wheels it has?


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I would totally drive that and give absolutely zero fuck$$ what anyone said. That would be a hoot to cruise in!

 

[RobertJ]

Some people don't really give a fuck, but they enjoy the argument. You're just as guilty if you go back and forth with them. There's an ignore button for online and the ability to walk away IRL for a reason.

 

[Stinkbug]

I would take that as a compliment. I’m working pretty hard to have the ultimate mall crawler for whenever malls reopen.

Or to crawl the rubble they are destined to be...

 

[Ephry73]

@AndyG created an official form that has to be filled out for this very situation. @AndyG has to review the completly filled out form and then passes it over to @Chris for action.
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Just wondering if this is considered an OSHA recordable, or not.

 

[B00mb00m]

so today I was at home depot and I got out of my jeep and a dip shit was next to me in the parking lot with his pick up and he said to me nice mall crawler. I said thanks and kept walking but then I was thinking am I? I love to go off-roading but living in the city makes it hard to get out sometimes so my jeep has stayed somewhat clean. now my jeep isn't set up crazy I have bumpers tires and a lift. I know this is stupid for me to put on here but I just kind of wanted to put it out there it doesn't matter what mods you have done your part of the community (unless you have the angry bird grill) don't let those kind of people bother you

If you have a jeep and just use it as a DD then you kind of by definition are part of the mall crawling community. I mean i thought that's what mall crawling meant, you have offroad modifications or offroad vehicle but stay on the road. It's quite easy to tell if someone is a mall crawler, you look at their rockers, diff covers and skids ... if they clean scratchless, gougeless and dent free... they're mall crawling only.