Exactly, I always know there not going to last a week when 10 minutes into their first shift they ask me when their first break is. Loser.Lack of common sense. I’ve been a restaurant manager for five years and peoples’ stupidity ceases to amaze me, both from guests and my employees.
“What comes in the Chicken Piccata?”
Oh I don’t know, why don’t you read the fucking description instead of expecting me to hold your hand through the entire experience.
Employee:
“Can I go out for a smoke break?”
Me:
“Do you have tables?”
Employee:
“Yes”
Me:
“Sure. Be sure to clock out along the way and never come back. And take that entitlement that makes you feel like you deserve more breaks than your fellow workers with you.”